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Craftwerk: The 10 Weirdest Joy Division Items On Etsy

5:07 PM EST on January 8, 2013

10. “A Loaded Gun Won’t Set You Free” Cross-Stitch Pattern

For all the cross-stitching grannies out there with a penchant for somber, spacious post-punk comes this lovely cross-stitch pattern featuring a couple blocky pistols and a beloved lyric from Album 1, Side 2 opener “New Dawn Fades.” The poignancy of the sentiment is enough to overcome any misgivings you might have about the actual aesthetics of the design.

Craftwerk is a new recurring feature on Stereogum, in which we'll unearth some of the oddest, most unlikely indie-rock-related fan-created crafts on the web. The first installment of this franchise was published last November, in a story listing the 10 Weirdest Radiohead Items On Etsy. Today, the the series kicks off in earnest, with 10 bizarre homemade tributes to the great Joy Division, all available for purchase on Etsy.

Etsy, you bring us such wondrous gifts. Unlicensed merchandise for classic bands? Check. Creations of such unfathomable weirdness they must be seen and shared to be believed? Oh yeah.

I wonder what the ghost of Ian Curtis would think, if ghosts were real, and if he could see the incredibly weird arts and crafts some creative fans have crafted in his image. Would he beat his incorporeal fists against the walls of his spectral prison? Would he pause to admire the devotion and hard work inspired by the art he created in his short, troubled life? Hard to say, but I like to think our pre-goth poet laureate had a healthy sense of humor. I pray you do as well, as you proceed into the depths of the indescribably odd merchandise that will appear on this list: These are the 10 weirdest Joy Division items I could find on Etsy.

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