It's Friday, and you know what that means! We get two days to ourselves that will come and go very quickly, making clearer the ever-increasing speed at which our entire lives are passing us by! Also: MOVIE TRAILERS! We've got one about the West Memphis Three, one about a guy dancing, and them some other ones! Let's go watch them!
Devil's Knot
[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed]
I haven't seen Paradise Lost, or any of the other documentaries about the West Memphis Three, but it seems like creating a film about a story that has already been told to so much acclaim in a documentary would be difficult. This does look good! But I do think that that might be difficult. But it does look good. But it might be difficult. But it does look good.
Cuban Fury
[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed]
YOU HAD ME AT WA WA WEE WA! (But really this looks fine and sweet enough. Not terribly exciting, but certainly fine.) (It kind of seems like a movie Kevin James could be in, not to be a jerk?) (I wonder if I would think the same way about it if everything were the same, except that Kevin James was in it.) (I don't know!) (Maybe!)
A Haunted House 2
Hahahaha. Sure. Money will 4sure be made.
Sabotage
Classic Arnold, delivering lines like the children in Little Rascals -- definitely ALMOST saying them, but for sure having no idea what the cadence should be or what the words mean. I don't understand why you would name your movie Sabotage if you're not going to use the song "Sabotage" in the trailer? Seems like a big misstep!
