Oh, we thought this day would never come! Finally, after what feels like 50 YEARS of rumored casting decisions for what is apparently the first in a trilogy (did you know that this is a trilogy?!) of fan fiction movies that aren't really for us, or at least most of us, or at the very least some of us -- no judging -- just kidding, some judging! -- but no assuming -- we have our Mr. Fifty Shades of Grey and our Mrs. Fifty Shades of Grey: Charlie Hunnam and Dakota Johnson. That's right, Charlie Hunnam from Sons of Anarchy and Pacific Rim and Dakota Johnson from our beloved Ben & Kate. Oh, Kate. What would Ben think?!
So, are you so mad about these casting decisions? Hahahahaa. Yes, right? This morning you were like, "First Syria, then Batman, and now THIS? I thought God didn't give you more than you could handle!" That sounds just like you. I am truly sorry that you and Robert Pattinson did not get chosen for the roles, and I hope your wounds will heal in time. In the meantime, though, producer Dana Brunetti shared some consoling words on Twitter:
There is a lot that goes into casting that isn't just looks. Talent, availability, their desire to do it, chemistry with other actor, etc.
— Dana Brunetti (@DanaBrunetti) September 2, 2013
So if your favorite wasn't cast, then it is most likely due to something on that list. Keep that in mind while hating and keep perspective.
— Dana Brunetti (@DanaBrunetti) September 2, 2013
R.I.P. Fifty Shades of Grey: The Movie. IT + MY LIFE IS RUINED/TWILIGHT!!!!!!
