Dear Bumbling California Burglary Suspect,
You don't know who I am, but I know who you are. Uh-oh, did that sound creepy?? I'm not a creep, I swear!! LOL. I'm just a fan. Anyway so, how are you? I'm fine! Arrggh, "just get to it Kelly!" haahaha. Ok, ok. So I saw the video of you trying to break into the convenience store on a couple of websites today -- it was on CBSNews and Buzzfeed and I'm sure it will be on Gawker soon, if it's not there already (congrats!!) -- and the way you did your burglar job that night really caught my eye. Your style is really cool and you seem super in control of your element, but like not too strict about it or whatever. You know? Like, you knew how to do a good burglar job but also how to have fun with it. I don't want to sound like a dork or anything but like, I don't know. Do you have a girlfriend? I love you. Love,
Kelly
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MARRY ME. (Via CBS.)
