Oh my god, I don't know. Uhhh. Christmas? Christmas trees. Tree trunks. Legs. THE ROCK'S LEGS! AHHHHHH! Ok, ummmm, holiday parties! Holiday parties are fun. You get to wear a nice dress, your friends all look prettier than they normally do, someone else buys snacks and you get to eat them, maybe a friend makes you a cocktail or hands you a glass of legnog-- NOOOOOOOO! Ahhh, ok, what else...SNOW! Snow won't make us think of any completely horrifying muscles that you can't even understand at all, even though you've been staring at a picture (that was tweeted with the hashtags #5KneeSurgeries #RupturedDiscs #StillFindAWay) (which is #soperfect #jesuschrist) of them for what seems like days, on anyone's legs. Snow snow snow. Is there a better form of precipitation than snow? If there is, I don't know it! I wish it were snowing right now. We could stare at it from our windows, or go outside and catch some on our tongues, or take a walk around a snowy park using our bulging, veiny nightmare legsAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This is a nightmare!!! Froggy Fresh! Uhh, ice cream! Ice cream thief! Jesus tortilla! Videogum! Videogum posts! This Videogum post about a picture The Rock tweeted of his leg--NOOOOOOOO! I CAN'T DO IT! ALL I CAN LEG OF IS LEGS! LEG YOURSELF AND LEG AWAY FROM THIS LEG! LEGS! LEGS! AHHHH! (Via BuzzFeed.) (Full-size leg photo after the leg I MEAN JUMP.)
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