This is a photo of a 28-year-old bartender in England formerly known as Emma-Louise Hodges who has legally changed her name to Miss Pussy Galore Honey Rider Solitaire Plenty O'Toole May Day Xenia Onatopp Holly Goodhead Tiffany Case Kissy Suzuki Mary Goodnight Jinx Johnson Octopussy Domino Moneypenny. OH SURE! You know that very popular Internet-era construct of saying that you wish you loved something just a fraction as much as "this person" loves "that thing"? Well in this case I do not feel that way! I love everything an appropriate amount compared to Ms. Pussy Galore Honey Rider Solitaire Plenty O'Toole May Day Xenia Onatopp Holly Goodhead Tiffany Case Kissy Suzuki Mary Goodnight Jinx Johnson Octopussy Domino Moneypenny. Good grief. Said the former Hodges (via HuffingtonPost):
“I’ve always thought how great it would be to be a Bond girl -- and now I am," she told the British tabloid. “Ultimately though, I’m a good down-to-earth girl, so I opted for Miss Moneypenny as the main name -- even though she’s not technically a Bond girl.”
What? That is very confusing. She wanted to be a Bond girl, and now she is, except no she's not, and that is why her main name is not even a Bond girl? But hey! More power to her. She wanted something and she got it, even if it doesn't make sense to anyone else and it is going to make writing rent checks very difficult and time consuming. She's probably happy overall with the choices she's making in life. How is everyone else's day today? I bet we get some interesting responses this week. I bet people are having unusual days. Just a hunch.
