How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

Forbes released its list of the highest paid TV actors today, and Ashton Kutcher was #1 with an annual salary of $24 million. The Kutsch! Congrats, man! Hugh Laurie and Ray Romano were tied for second with $18 million each. Alec Baldwin was third with $15 million. And on and on! Needless to say, these guys are doing great today. Or maybe they aren't! I don't actually know. They say that money can't buy happiness, and by "they" I mean "rich people." Poor people know that money buys something PRETTY CLOSE TO HAPPINESS. But it is true that money doesn't solve all your problems. It can't eliminate your depressive tendencies, or bring your dead mom back to life, or any of the things that might cause you discomfort or sadness. The only thing there is to do is sit by the swimming pool built in the shape of your own face and do your breathing exercises with your personal yogi and hope that remaining present in the moment and drinking kale-champagne smoothies out of Swarovski goblets will alleviate some of the pain. But for the most part I feel like these guys are doing really really well. How are you doing?! Last week I asked that question as a casual throwaway framework for posting a funny picture of Nicolas Cage posing with a fan on an airplane while looking very handsome and healthy and put together and normal, but then when people started commenting I found out that I really enjoyed reading people's straight-forward and detailed descriptions of how their days were going! It's interesting to hear what's actually going on in other people's lives! But, so, I don't know that this will actually be a recurring thing, but hey, how was everyone's day today?