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Haha, guys, I don't even know what's going on anymore. Is this whole thing just a viral marketing stunt for The Campaign? Fuck America? I'm all for taking life a little less seriously and being generous with the haha's but that's also one of the big reasons why I'M NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. (Other reasons include: complete incompetence for the job and the entirety of my unelectable published record on Videogum.com.) Meanwhile Pizza Hut is offering a lifetime supply of pizza to anyone at the upcoming Town Hall style debate if they will ask Barack Obama and Mitt Romney about their favorite fucking pizza toppings:
“We recognize there are a lot of serious issues to be debated, but we also know a lot less serious – but no less important – ones are being discussed every night inside houses across the country,” said Kurt Kane, CMO, Pizza Hut. “So for the candidates to be able to show that they’re in tune with all the issues, we felt a pizza-related question on behalf of The Pizza Party was very appropriate for a town hall debate.”
Hey! Kurt Kane! CMO, Pizza Hut! Why don't you work as hard on MAKING YOUR PIZZA NOT TASTE LIKE SHIT as you do at coming up with tongue-in-cheek viral marketing campaigns that demean the democratic process! Just work as hard on both! 4 America! Vote for President of the United States on Tuesday, November 6th, and watch the exciting new series REVOLUTION, on NBC, Monday nights at 10PM EST. (Via Pajiba and Mediate.)
