"It's mostly a joke," you tell your friends with a laugh, shrugging your shoulders. "It's not like I'm all, 'Oh yeah, I love Star Wars, can't get enough Star Wars, blah blah blah, Yoda Yoda, Luke I am your father, I thought this yoga studio smelled bad on the OUTSIDE, take me Princess Leia' you know? It's not like that -- haha, you know I'm not like that." Sensing your discomfort, your friends shrink away, murmuring about this and that. "I mean, the positions are generally traditional yoga positions," you continue, "just with a fun, light-hearted twist. It definitely sounds silly, and that's because it is! But the fact is that it's just a good workout, and, you know, yoga is great not only for your physical wellbeing but also for your mental wellbeing. You guys should try it. Star Wars yoga nights are on Tuesday, but I don't know, maybe you guys should stick to regular yoga? Star Wars yoga isn't really for beginners, plus me and the guys kind of have a pace set up that we're all comfortable with. You understand. So if you can just stay away from this particular yoga studio on those nights," you begin to lose control over your speech pattern as your friends stare at you, now with their full attention. "I mean, it's fine. It's just fun. It's just-- I mean--"
Looking good, boys! (Via Portlandia.)
