The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Martha Stewart Biting A Kitten On The Face

What? Martha Stewart got some new kittens, so here she is biting one of them on the face. What's your deal? Haven't you ever gotten a new pet? Maybe you don't understand because you've just never gotten a new pet. I'm so sorry for you that you haven't been able to experience the joys of biting your new pet on the face! At least we can ALL experience the joys of captioning this special, NORMAL, moment together.  Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and a bite on the face from Martha Stewart.* (Via Dlisted.)

*Probably not the second part, but who knows!