Good looking out, CNN. Thanks for all of the BREAKING NEWS on this one. People in Syria are like, NO, TOTALLY, IT'S CALLED PRIORITIES AND IT IS ALSO CALLED NEWS. And these tips are such great tips. Holy cow. Just so great. ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MENU! A lot of people wouldn't think to ask questions about the menu, but if you ask questions about the menu you can spend up to a minute and 45 seconds thinking about something other than your crushing loneliness. AND THEN YOU CAN LIVETWEET THAT! Solo dining can be fun or solo dining can be THE MOST fun?Bring a book. Not this one. Sit at the bar. See? Fun! "Hey, this bar is great! What's a menu?!" Get drunk at the bar. Go home. Forget your book at the restaurant. Fuck the book. Watch CNN. Throw up. Have fun with it. (Via EpicPonyz.)
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