Awwwww! Whenever our grandparents would talk about Sad Keanu I never understood what they meant until now. Of course, this meme can't possibly work because THERE'S NO OTHER KIND OF PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN. But, you know, gotta feed the Internet. NOM NOM NOM and what have you. It's going to be very weird when celebrities learn about the Sad Celebrity Dot Com and start making sure to always have vaseline on their teeth like some kind of stage-mommed mall queens every time they sit down to eat a turkey wrap. Bottle it up, creeps! (Via TheSuperficial.)
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