Hold on! I know that last week's trailers was meager pickings, but I feel like we really shouldered the brunt of that. Come on, guys. Get fired up! Trailers are only what you make them. (That does not sound right, but I am not editing this intro and that's final.) Why should Videogum be punished? (Again, here I may be using the word "punished" incorrectly, but until the technology is invented that allows me to quickly and easily reference the meanings of words, it will have to stand.) Whatever. Maybe you guys will be cheered up by this week's crop which includes a new Duplass brothers comedy starring Jason Segel and Ed Helms or might I interest you in a futuristic thriller about a SPACE PRISON?! Now we are cooking with laughing gas!
Jeff, Who Lives At Home
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Why is this movie trailer so annoying and so appealing at the same time? The Duplass brothers are good. Jason Segel and Ed Helms are good. Susan Sarandon is VERY good. Perhaps it has something to do with the way it reminds us of our endless fascination with adults who refuse to grow up. Hey guys, why don't you just grow up! Let's try that next time! But this still looks pretty good. OK. Next trailer.
Darling Companion
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This is the kind of movie that I won't see in the theater but that I might watch on hologram when I'm 100 YEARS OLD. Barf. Go to bed, grandpas. Your dog is dead and has been dead since 1973, don't you remember?
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
I'm not even going to watch this trailer because that still frame is PERFECT. Got it. Opening night. See you there.
Lockout
HAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! We gather these trailers during the course of the week, but I hadn't seen this one until just now, and I sent an email to my friend Max that just said "drop everything you're doing and watch this trailer." This is incredible! Have you ever noticed how it's always the most secure, impenetrable prisons that turn out to be completely insecure and super penetrable? And also how no one who is the best ever follows, you know, basic laws of civilized society? Just thinking out loud. This looks great. I mean, you know what I mean. Best Picture. A++ would do business with this trailer again.
Seeking Justice
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All of that fame and fortune, all of those years in front of a camera, and still Nicolas Cage can't put his wig on straight. Poor guy. I guess it's not all wine and roses. (Huh?) Meanwhile, congratulations to Guy Pearce on being in all of the movies all of a sudden!
I Am Not A Hipster
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Oof. This movie apparently was all the rage at Sundance and good for it, but I'm not sure when I'll have time to watch it since I'll be so busy watching and rewatching Lockout. You learn something new every time. A PRISON IN SPACE AND THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER IS ALSO THERE?! THAT MOVIE SHOULD BE CALLED LOLOLOLOLOCKOUT!
