The FBI arrested four police officers in East Haven on charges of violating the rights of the Latino community, whatever that means, although it definitely sounds very serious, especially if the FBI is involved because why even would the FBI be involved? But, so, OK, it's serious. And, as when serious things like this happen, the local news crew went to the mayor's office to ask mayor Joseph Maturo what he and his cabinet (do mayors have cabinets? You know what I mean) planned to do for the Latino community in light of this scandal. Being a professional politician, and the mayor of a whole city, and a respectable adult in the year 2012, the mayor calmly and politely explained how deeply sorry he was that something like this could have happened under his watch, and that he would be doing everything in his power to reassure the Latino community that nothing like this would happen again. That is definitely what he said in response and NOT as the liberal gotcha media's television cameras are trying to portray, something about how he was going to eat tacos for dinner and then a bunch of other racist bullshit like some fucking dumb asshole lunatic.
Man, he is going to need a lot of tacos to soak up all of the booze and or Vicodin in his system what is even going on, Slur Face?! What a piece of shit. Tell your boyfriend to shut up and rest his case and resign and go to jail. (Thanks for the tip, Malgs.)
