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Purity Bear Reminds You That The Day Of Purity Is Coming Up

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Thanks, Purity Bear! As the official Day of Purity website reminds us, the Day of Purity is either Valentine's Day OR the previous weekday, whatever that even MEANS. This year, Valentine's Day falls on a Tuesday, so I think that means that the Day of Purity is on a Tuesday, or maybe it is on a Monday? Just to be safe, nobody ever have sex ever again. And if you are going to have sex, stay safe, wear a bible. P.S. Your boyfriend totally WOULD say "now this feels right" as he is about to marry you in a dark church completely devoid of people. (Thanks for the tip, Colin.)

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