7-year-old Maxwell Hinton was diagnosed with cancer, and a Make-A-Wish Foundation style foundation (because I guess Make-A-Wish Foundation is the Kleenex or Band-Aids of cancer patient wish-fulfillment foundations at this point) helped to fulfill his wish of BLOWING UP A BUILDING. He demolished an entire granary in Ohio. Good wish. Good fulfillment. Still not a fan of cancer, fuck that dude, but this is nice.
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30-40,000 people came to watch? That is so many people! What a rockstar. That kid is getting so much pussy now. "Hey handsome, did you blow up that granary? What are is a 7-year-old doing in a bar? Who cares, take me somewhere." I want this kid to debate Colton Burpo on national television. Although, to be fair, I want literally ANYONE to debate Colton Burpo on national television. (Via Arbroath.)
