It's not weird that Courtney Love and Gwyneth Paltrow know each other. That's normal. They're both very famous and have been for a long time and ever since I saw that video about the Arctic Monkeys going to Diddy's house just to hang out I have pretty much assumed that everyone who's ever been nominated for a Kid's Choice Award knows each other, or whatever. But as Dlisted points out, Courtney Love posted a very mysterious tweet on New Year's Eve:
Courtney Courtney Love Cobain
getting the best advise for the new years from a true friend, love you @GwynethPaltrow @Goop
31 Dec
What was the best "advise" that she got? "If you want to remove a caviar stain from your Dior spacesuit, the best thing to use is a little sel de camargue mixed with Voss. But not just regular Voss. You know the kind that comes in the platinum decanter? Or, I mean, honestly, who are we kidding, just throw it away and buy a new one! Oh, and stop doing so much drugs." Oh Gwyneth. Sometimes it is almost as if you are TOO helpful. TWO THOUSAND AND GOOP.
