Some guy named Joe Paterno has been causing quite a stir in the sports world because something something child molestation or I'm not sure and also short eyes, dark hearts, can't YIKES. Ashton Kutcher tweeted about it, because the sun shines and rain gets you wet. It's a whole thing. I don't have any idea.
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Ashton Kutcher FINALLY Breaks His Legendary Silence About The Joe Paterno Something Or Other
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