What is the scariest thing that has ever happened to you? A couple weeks ago, I tied my dog to a parking meter and ran into the bodega to buy a tomato, or whatever, and when I came back out for a split second I thought she was gone. Really, I had just looked the wrong way and in fact she was right where I left her, but for a split second I had an honest-to-God heart attack. Like, if I was not the prime 67-year-old specimen of perfect health that I am today, if I were, say, 10 or even just five years older, then I probably would have died, so intense was the momentary shock. Sooooo, that was pretty scary? I don't know. I'm not sure that I have a real story. My life is kind of amazing and perfect? And I'm super tough, so nothing scares me? Just kidding. If I get up at night to go to the bathroom in the dark, I have to open the medicine cabinet so that the mirror faces the shower curtain because I am too scared to see some weird dark reflection in the mirror and possibly a monster and/or ghost and/or escaped convict behind me. It's a fun story because of how much I AM AN ADULT. Still, though, these are just cute little stories compared to Katherine Chloe Cahoon's Halloween-themed new video about the time she ate dinner with the whole football team in a dorm cafeteria and then was...uh...almost...raped...in the shower? JESUS CHRIST!
[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed]
The moral of the story is WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON HERE?! Happy Halloween? YIIIIIIIIIIIIKES! Stay safe out there, you guys. Be careful around shower cur-TAINs. And learn how to tackle people wearing only a towel? I don't know! I'm scared! (Thanks for the tip, Lauren.)
