There is no off-switch on genius whatever this is.
Winning! Trolls. Honestly, Charlie Sheen has a point: my brain CAN'T process this. Part two after the jump. CORRECT: PART TWO!
Is Charlie Sheen the petty dictator of a small third-world country? Because that would explain a lot, actually. VIVA LA CHARLIE SHEEN INTERVIEWS! (Via TMZ.)
