Uhhhhh. What?
It goes without saying that that is also your dinner party. "Is everyone done with their potatoes? Let's move this into the living room and strip to a videogame." My favorite thing about this game besides nothing because I hate it is how unsexy the game itself is? Like, it's just animated Playmobil dolls but with stripping? Oooh la la! MAKE ME FEEL GOOOOOD! I bet the sound effects are super sexy, too, right? Bleep bloop bleep blop bloop. Who are these people? "Now I want the two of you to kiss...this Wii controller. Slower. Slower. Slower! You're fucking it up, we're losing to Ron!" So fun. So disgusting. (Via @Glinner. Thank you also for the tip, Benjamin, Joshua, Mike, and bocboda.)
