That’s Your Boyfriend: Robert Michelson

Hey, no offense, and, like, I'm sure your boyfriend has a lot of great qualities that I don't know about, those little things that attracted you to him in the first place and that are what you're talking about when you tell people that they just don't know what he's like when the two of you are alone together, but, seriously, your boyfriend's kind of an idiot and I think you can do better. I'M YOUR FRIEND, WE CAN BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER LIKE THIS. (Thanks for the tip, Shoogyboomz.)