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BREAKING NEWS: WHY CLAIRE DANES FLIES COACH!

2:45 PM EST on January 31, 2011

People Magazine has a very cool headline today: Why Claire Danes Flies Coach. BOOM! Should I bookmark this story and put it in my "Favorites" folder? Probably. But let's see the reasons first for why American actress Claire Danes flies coach. I can't wait to find out why! I bet it's a really exciting and interesting reason to match the excitement and interest in the original story. #Egypt.

It's the only seat available.

WOWOWOOW! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, PEOPLE! So cool. Such a dope story. I wish this story was my dad. Hahahha. Put that in your briefcase and fuck it, Charlie Sheen! Let's all move to Hollywood! (Via Whatevs.)

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