HAP-PEE 42ND BIRTHDAY, HUGH JACKMAN!

I made you a card for you on your 42nd birthday, Hugh Jackman.

And I don't want to spoil the surprise, but expect a package from the Dry Pants Store sometime this week. (Hint: it's pants with NO pee in them! AS A PRESENT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY! That's the surprise!*)

*LEGAL NOTICE: In the event that Hugh Jackman is reading this, Videogum reserves the right to change or cancel any orders from the Dry Pants Store without notice.