Harry Knowles, one of the worst writers on Earth, has reviewed Twilight: Eclipse, a movie about a teenage girl caught in a love triangle with a dog and a 600 year old corpse. The result is hilarious. Meanwhile, oil continues to pour out of a hole in the ocean.
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Harry Knowles Reviews Twilight: Eclipse
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