A couple of songs into Drain's headlining set, the dicks came out. These dicks were balloons -- plastic, a few feet long, with little dangling ballsacks. I don't even know whether they were stage props. Someone in the crowd could've just shown up with a few inflatable dicks. But the dicks fit the evening's vibe perfectly, so I can only assume that the dicks were Drain's. For the entire evening, the dicks bounced around in the audience, sometimes caroming off the ceiling fans, rarely hitting the floor. These dicks were nothing like the giant hydraulic penis that the Beastie Boys used when they were touring behind Licensed To Ill in 1987, but I have to imagine that they served the same purpose -- to signal, in the dumbest and silliest way possible, that it was time to party.