Andrew W.K. To Speak At My Little Pony Convention

It's hard to even imagine what a My Little Pony fan convention might possibly look like, but there's one coming to Strongsville, Ohio 9/28-30. It's called Canterlot Gardens, and one of the events that the convention promises is a motivational-speaker talk from Andrew W.K., which is weird and unexpected from about a million different angles. A.W.K.'s scheduled seminar is called "In The Flesh: What Would Pinkie Pie Do?," and the convention's website calls him "the real life embodiment of Pinkie Pie herself." This obviously sounds amazing.