Scalper prices for the band's small venue tour are skyrocketing. (Stereogum says save your money and see 'em at Bonnaroo with a hundred other great bands.) BUT, if you just can't wait 'til Tennessee, there is a deal to be found on Craigslist. You just gotta be this asshole's date...
FREE Radiohead Ticket GA for one lucky hot mamasita!!
- $1
Reply to: sale-158220096@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-05-06, 6:44PM EDTHey,
I'll be straight up honest. I bought 2 GeneralAdmission (they're selling for 300 and up each on sites) tickets to Radiohead. I happen to be the only one of my friends who likes Radiohead (they're all nice little Jews who listen to Z100 or nothing). I'm also a big fan of meeting new people. I'd be willingto take a date to the concert for the fabulous price of NOTHING (-did he say nothing??? -Ummm, yeah, and he even wrote it in caps locks so you'd be sure to see it -Oh, ok then). I'm a 23 year old guy from Brooklyn, and I'm just totally cute (enough) and charming (in that interesting kind of way)and all that stuff.I'm giving a great deal here, so I do require one thing, I know I'm shallow, but for some reason I LOVE hot girls, I mean i friggin like them so much more then unattractive people. It's terrible, I know,
I'm an awful human being, I slap myself every night in shame, and try to cry out the mis-guidedness (sort of a word) but the next morning I wake up the same way, it's a curse of some kind. So send me a pic if you're interested and I would gladly do the same (you shouldn't have to hang out witha leper either). In fact, I think it would be best if you get through the critical screening process that maybe we meet a week or something before the concert at a big public bar in the city, just so we can get all akwardness out of the way before the concert so there will be NO SURPRISES (get it????Oh my god, yes!)(as I said before I've got nice Jewish friends, we can have a group party!! And if we hate each other (definitely a chance) then we can go our seperate ways and never acknowledge each others existence for the rest of our waking lives... fun!).
So take a look at yourself in the mirror, and if you honestly think you'd talk to yourself at a bar (that's before having 5 drinks), send an e-mail my way.
Send e-mails direct to: RADIOHEADATMSG@hotmail.com (this is a new address, I haven't been using it the past 5 years in anticipation of making this offer... though that would be awesome in some kind of deranged sort of way)
Does our misogynist ticketmaster think he's on J-Date? Does he think anyone will actually take him up on this offer?! Does he have a Hitler hairdo? "(get it????Oh my god, yes!)"
