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Amy Winehouse Needs A New Job

They tried to make her go to rehab, and she ... well, she didn't really say anything this time. The Mirror has a report on Amy's recent treatment center check-in, stating she arrived yesterday at the Priory rehab center in London with an entourage of six people, and that she "looked in a terrible state, she could barely walk." The record company's saying "severe exhaustion," but friends and fam are crying "cover up"-- blaming too much substance abuse, and even too much work! Amy, please unwind the beehive and take a load off. You don't need to tour. Let the "Rehab" royalties roll in for a spell.

We hear that, as part of the Priory's treatment for exhaustion due to excessive work schedules, she'll be given a new job in a different line of work for a bit. It's confidential, but we know a guy who know's a guy. Amy's next job...


...is to start working shifts as a GAP girl.

You heard it here first. But we hear they're open to other suggestions.

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