Amy Winehouse Fails Comeback Attempt, Badly

If her bemused stage movements, inability to figure out the sound system, unintentional underwear flashing, and general confusion weren't enough, heavy rains were finally enough to make Amy Winehouse ditch her comeback attempt at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival on Friday. It was her first show in 2009. Sadly, it likely won't be her last. You can see the pre-storm trainwreck (and her unwavering dancers) here.