In the past Kevin Drew inspired us to invent an educational game and taught us what it means to be too beautiful to fuck. Now he's stopped over at Gothamist to talk politics. Via Gothamist:
What's up with assassins? Why can't good people be assassins? We have to watch the world get put down into utter shit by the bad assassins, and there's no good ones and no superheroes. I thought for sure somebody from New Orleans would have just said, 'You know what? I'm going to take the last thing I own, which is this shotgun, and go up to Washington ? I'll see you guys later.' ... The problem is that there are a lot of people to take out and, ultimately, it's the ideology itself that has to be eliminated.
Wait, don't those Canadians know threats against the presidency are illegal? So is standing next to a pot deal going down. Plus, he's just being hypothetical. His thoughts about Mr. Giuliani are a bit more concrete...
GOTHAMIST: it looks like it could very well be President Giuliani.
KEVIN DREW: No!GOTHAMIST: He?s the current front-runner for the Republican nomination.
KD:Well, yeah, you know what? Let?s just be honest. You can?t fucking ? how many marriages has that guy had?GOTHAMIST: I?m not sure, I think it depends what day of the week you ask him.
KD: Don?t fucking? Oh, God. Don?t nominate somebody who has more than three marriages or three divorces and a girlfriend and kids in fucking Hawaii. What are the Republicans doing, I thought they were about ?family values??GOTHAMIST: Yeah, it?s been interesting because some Republicans didn?t think he was viable at
first but he?s been able to ride the coattails of 9/11.
KD: Yeah but? Jesus Christ. You can?t ride the coattails of 9/11.GOTHAMIST: Really?
KD: It?s 2008, man! That?s so 2001! He did a fantastic job at being present, making quick decisions, going to funerals. We?re talking about an entire world, here. It?s not going to happen. I?m sorry, it?s not going to happen.
Easy to talk monogamy when you're dating Feist.
